the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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