If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
They have beer where we have blood.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
its liver damage thursday
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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