Non-Jews are for practice
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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