Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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