Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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