marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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