i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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