I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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