Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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