i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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