he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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