Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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I need you to use more vowels.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize