It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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