do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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