Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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