Sponge bath it is.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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