mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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