i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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