I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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