i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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