So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Randomize