when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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