doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
