I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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