we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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