yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
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