We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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