Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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