Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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