After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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