Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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