he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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