I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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