Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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