At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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