Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Drake has all the answers
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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