so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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