Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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