Non-Jews are for practice
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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