erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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