you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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