we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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