This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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