i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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