I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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