I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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