Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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