drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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