New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
she peed on how many people?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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