We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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