I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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