looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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