I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
This is my gift to your gina
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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