The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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