wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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