: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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